You see what you want

February 21st, 2008 Roshan

I saw this research paper on Slashdot that claimed that you see what you want to believe and the first thought that crossed my mind was Rashomon, a brilliant film by Akira Kurosawa that I really enjoyed back when I saw it. I didn’t know it was based on a short story, but it’s really interesting.

If you want to watch a couple of Kurosawa films and you don’t want to buy the DVD, you can rent them out from Cinema Paradiso or Ric Video. There are some real gems there.

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The Book Is Better

February 20th, 2008 Roshan

In any group of people discussing a film adapted from a book or theatre script, there will be at least one person who says that the book is better. If no one will else will step up to claim that, I will call it George’s Law and I’ve never seen it fail. Not once. There are other, similar, laws of human behaviour which are so common that one wonders whether its something hard-wired in the language centres of our brains. Take people who solve Rubik’s cubes, I’m pretty certain that each such Rubik’s Cube solver has been told the following at least once: How do you do it?! You know, when I was a kid I just took the stickers off each side of the cube and stuck all the same colours on the same side. Now, just in the interest of full disclosure, I did do that to a cube I had, and now half the stickers are missing because I didn’t stick them back on properly.

Why do people do stuff like that? You know, standard lines.

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Ticketless on the rails

February 19th, 2008 Roshan

Imagine you’re stopped at the Guindy station by ticket inspectors. It’s a mere formality, you’re an upstanding citizen and always travel legally. The last thing that you expect is to be told that you’ve been travelling outside the 1 hour period that the ticket is valid for, you have exceeded that period by a horrible 100%, the fine for which is fifty times the cost of the ticket itself. Makes me wonder, really. Why is that limit 1 hour? A reasonable limit would be 4 hours. Of course, that’s what I think. Ranjitha’ll remember to buy the ticket the next time, she says. That’s the right way to do it, while everybody waits for someone to modify the ticket printing machine to print 4 instead of 1 on that portion of the ticket. One can hope.

Otherwise, here’s a comic that reminds me of somebody else who doesn’t like my trebuchet ideas.

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The Asus EEE PC

February 19th, 2008 Roshan

My dad was asking me about the, now famous, Asus Eee PC. Apparently he thinks that such a cheap lightweight laptop would really be just what he needs. We did the usual play around with me trying to convince him that what would be awesome and absolutely necessary would be me having both the Eee PC to carry to college with me and the Compaq NX 7300 to actually do my work on. The only that seems to be stopping him from getting on with it is the fact that he wants to connect the damn thing to projectors and have it just work, it seems to have a VGA output but I’m not too sure how good that is at actually doing stuff because I haven’t had a purely great experience with dual monitors and I can imagine this is similar.

In any case, he’s decided to wait and see, and probably eventually purchase either that or some other laptop in that price range and with similar specifications — I don’t need more than 8 GB, that’s enough for me.. Of course if it’s going to cost more than Rs.19,000 for the top end model it ceases to be worthwhile because you can get a full fledged laptop with an AMD processor for around 10,000 rupees more than that fully legit. I’m eager that he get the Eee PC and have a good experience because it’s a Linux device, but you know, if he can’t use it then there’s no point.

Elsewhere, a friend posted about HCL’s new laptops, news that showed up in The Hindu a week or so ago. There, he claims that he’d buy the Eee PC if it cost around Rs. 8,000. See, I know they make money off the stuff, but Rs. 8,000 seems like way too little in production costs. I claimed that you can’t find a desktop PC with the Eee PC specs for that much. Let’s see if I’m right:

  • 1 GB DDR2 RAM - Rs. 1,200
  • 8 GB SSD - Rs. 3,500
  • Wireless 802.11b - Rs. 1,000
  • Intel Celeron-M processor - Rs. 3,000

So there, that’s taking lower estimates, and without a motherboard even, or any of the rest of the features, and some essentials. Perhaps the friend would be better off with a Sony PRS 505 or one of those new Panasonic Ebook readers.

Prices are from newegg when I couldn’t find Indian prices (newegg is usually cheaper)

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Techofes » Washed Clothes + Seven Days

February 16th, 2008 Roshan

What a name! Jesus.

I went for the rock show at the end of the technical festival, and there’s nothing I can say. As soon as Washed Clothes started everyone started leaving, and when Seven Days was playing the whole place was nearly empty. It was quite sad. The music, of course, was just fine. Seven Days was amazing, their covers were pretty damn good reproductions of the original versions. It was okay, could’ve been nicer if the stage was lower, if there were more people, if all the expensive lights were used, but these guys were really good, I wouldn’t mind paying to listen to their next show.

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Airtel much faster than usual?

February 15th, 2008 Roshan

I once complained about Airtel, and what a bad experience getting a connection was, but once you’ve got the connection it’s perfectly alright and pretty reliable. I’d signed up for a 256kbps unlimited plan, and today when I was downloading java and tomcat off the ubuntu servers, I got the following readout:
Fetched 51.6MB in 12m5s (71.1kB/s)
Watching the stuff download and timing it, it was correct. I was getting 11 MB every 4 minutes. That’s more than twice the rated speed. I hope this isn’t some glitch in the system, maybe they’re just giving us a look at how faster connections are so that we’ll be tempted to upgrade. I must say that I am. The worst, of course, would be if they’ve accidentally switched us onto another plan with a bandwidth limit. I hate those, you have to keep track of how much bandwidth you use, the Internet shouldn’t be like that. Always on, ready to do what you want at a reasonable pace.

Marc claims that they must be stress-testing their connections, or perhaps letting people have extra bandwidth. That’s an interesting idea and he came up with an even better one — They’re showing off, ‘putting scene’ :D If so I hope they keep having excess space in their tubes :)

It’s still going on, I downloaded the Java SDK at 200 kB/s and now my upgrades are going at anything between 70-100kB/s.

UPDATE: As of now (8:40 IST), the connection is back to rated speed. It was fun to play with some high capacity though. My router mysteriously restarted just before I noticed that speed was back to normal. I hope the two things aren’t related.

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Apathy

February 13th, 2008 Roshan

It seems to be common to people everywhere, they just don’t want to get involved. It was like that for Kitty Genovese and for that girl on the Mumbai Rail who was nearly raped by some idiot while people just watched. It’s the same old story again, and this time it’s in England. I feel sorry for the poor woman, and I hope that criminal is caught.

Funny, the same title works for the other topic on my mind, the Indian tigers - we’re losing them. They’re dying out at a geometric rate, there’s only half left than from the last time when they took a census. That’s pretty awful, don’t we care? The death of the tiger is a symbol of how much we’ve affected the ecosystem around us. There’s a bit of a light though, the tiger population in Tamil Nadu at least is growing at a very slow pace, there’s a tenth more of them around today than in 2002. That’s a small ray of light in an otherwise overcast sky.

The funny stuff I’ve seen lately:
You thought Kirlian photos were weird, now they’ve gone and recorded a ghost.

Heather Mills is getting a divorce from McCartney. Now normally I wouldn’t give a damn, but I do find it hilariously ironic that someone who makes disparaging comments about one person having too much money would go around trying to get £60 million. Ha ha, that’s hilarious, man. I mean, hey, I know raising a kid is expensive, but 60 million pounds? What does the kid eat, gold?

One hell of a product name: Looking Good For Jesus. Ha ha ha. Oh shit, that is plain hilarious. And I think I can work in a link to this funny screencap about how digg comments sometimes work.

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Elections USA

February 12th, 2008 Roshan

At one time I wondered why the world is always so interested in the United States elections. I know now, it matters to the rest of us because it can mean the difference between an America that’s rampaging through our neighbourhood, or an America that’s cutting off our economic blood. Okay, I’m kidding. In all seriousness though, the USA has a lot of influence with the world, they’re the people who count the most, so it’s only natural that we’re keeping a close eye on what’s going on there.

The US elections have a funny way of doing things, the main parties have Primaries where they decide who their Presidential candidate is, and then they go from there with the aim that the whole party backs one candidate. That sounds like a barely okay idea, and unfortunately, it gets worse. The people vote in the primaries but they don’t really choose the candidates, they vote delegates who are then supposed to reflect that voter support by supporting that candidate. That sounds like a needless complication but it’s necessary because of what’s going to follow. The delegates aren’t the only people choosing, there are also super-delegates - people like former Presidents, and the biggest movers and shakers in the party. There can’t be a lot of them, can there? Wrong, one fifth of the votes will come from super delegates. How about that, eh?

Now here’s the problem, CBS reported that Obama leads by just 3 delegates at the moment while BBC says that Clinton has 74 more super-delegates. So that’s why that guy has such a slender lead, that explains it. Very interesting, if that’s the way Democrats want to do it, then they can go right ahead, but having quite the interest in the elections, I’m just hoping that they can get their house in order. This delegate business is ridiculous, and the super-delegate business is retarded.

If I were there and could vote, I’d vote for Ralph Nader, but circumstances don’t seem to allow that, so I’m backing Barack Obama because the alternative is that nutcase McCain or Hillary Clinton. As to why I like Obama:

  • Universal Health Care: We’re in the 21st Century for Christ’s sake, and there are still people starving in poor countries and dying of treatable diseases in rich countries. What’s wrong with our race? Are we stupid? Thankfully, he supports UHC
  • Taxes: I’ve never understood the American fascination with taxes, I simply can’t see why they can’t have some sort of graded tax system so that it’s the rich that are taxed the most. The gubmint steals ma taxes. It’s quite sad that in the country that prides itself on being the Champion of Democracy, so few people can identify with a government that’s supposed to represent them. Something must be wrong.
  • Immigrants: See, the fellow has a sensible stance, instead of the foaming-at-the-mouth crap about throwing illegal immigrants out. It’s always funny to hear that from what is, essentially, an immigrant nation. Nearly everyone there is a descendant of someone who came as an immigrant or a conqueror.
  • Abortion: The only possible sensible stance, allow.
  • Greenhouse emissions: The only sensible stance, cut back to 80% of 1990 levels. How? I don’t know.
  • Homosexuality: Wait, what? There are people who still speak out against gay people? Thank god he’s not one of them.
  • Gun Control: Ah, he must be evil, he doesn’t like semi-automatic weapons.
  • Guantanamo: He says a lot, does nothing. Can’t say, but it’s better than supporting the place.
  • Stem cells: Supports and puts vote where mouth is.

Why I still don’t like him:

  • Military: He wants to make America’s army and navy bigger. He wants to strike inside Pakistan at people he thinks Pakistan won’t act on. Please, get lost, show some respect for another country’s sovereignty, even if it’s a screwed-up piece of crap like Pakistan.
  • WMDs: Something about being committed to ensure WMDs don’t proliferate. If he were to become President, he’d be in control of one of the largest stockpiles of nuclear weapons and probably biological/chemical weapons too. No word on use of chemical weapons in Vietnam and such stuff. So it’s clear where he is on this: It’s wrong so long as it’s someone else.
  • Palestine: Big talker, but Israeli apologist. No word on Israeli WMDs either, funny.
  • Iran: Supports military action against Iran. Is he mad?! Are they all mad?! Let’s support moving out of Iraq and moving into Iran. Very smart.

Overall not great, but rather him than the others. It’s like choosing which shark to be eaten by. It doesn’t really matter. It’s quite clear what I don’t like militarism.

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Turtle walk

February 10th, 2008 Roshan

Went on one last night. Seemed much shorter than before, strangely. Couple of nests, pretty neat stuff. Saw broken egg. Like archaeology except in a shorter time frame, tracking turtle tracks. Good on them. Barely slept. Saw sunrise, it looked nice. Beach looks better in the dark when can’t see garbage. Was fun.

Sunrise over Elliot’s

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Laws, tattoos, whales, paper planes

February 7th, 2008 Roshan

I was just reading the BBC feed and a couple of articles stuck out. Those highly advanced Japanese are building paper planes that are to be thrown out of the ISS, that’s pretty cool and all, but I would hope that they would spend more money on researching how to study whales without having to kill young calves and their mothers. That is disgusting, have they no respect for life? While everyone else is out attempting to conserve whales and to minimise our impact on them, Japan’s out to get them for ’scientific purposes’. This is like reading Playboy for the articles.

Elsewhere, the Archbishop of Canterbury says that Sharia law in the UK is ‘unavoidable’. I don’t know what he’s smoking but that’s one dangerous track to go down on. A uniform civil code that applies to all people, regardless of their religion, ethnicity, whatever is something that is essential to an equal society. One must not be fooled by false Muslims, the kind who make a fuss and strike when they’re part of the NHS and such bullshit. Fire them, if they don’t want to work like everyone else. Deport them, if they don’t want to accept the laws of the state to which they’ve emigrated. And if they’re homegrown converts then let them live under the same laws as everyone else. This is a slippery slope, after a while everyone will start demanding their own privileges: My religion allows me to snort coke, my ethnic background demands that I play music at high volumes at midnight in a residential area. Please, treat these idiots like what they are, and if they violate laws because these laws are ‘against their custom’ put them in jail. Please don’t encourage such behaviour UK.

In other news, a woman with vertigo isn’t correctly diagnosed until nearly 3 years after first symptoms and the guy who finally got it right was of Indian origin (yay irrational pride, yay). When my aunt came over in December my parents and her were talking about just this, the fact that even hospitals with expensive super-specialists can miss a particular disease for whatever reason and that disease can be diagnosed by small places. This is almost the same story. Fascinating. The fellow in my aunt’s recollection had some disease where the eyelid was drooping and where he would fall down in the evenings.

And to round it up, a girl tattoos ‘Supermarket’ on her stomach trying to get her boyfriend’s name there and the worst bit is they broke up. It’s like one of those old “Bill Gates will pay cancer kid if you forward this” email messages, these stories just keep coming up, there’s always some big guy who’s tattooed “Kitty” on his biceps or some guy who stuck “Depression” on his neck. It’s quite funny. One would think that these people would go get the words checked with the local Chinese take-out before getting permanently needled. Ha ha ha. If I get a tattoo, it’ll be 自由 which hopefully means freedom. Yes, that font isn’t calligraphic. But then, I’m not getting tattooed anyway.

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