Visiting the sins of the forefathers upon the children

March 28th, 2008 Roshan Posted in Me |

So that’s why life sucks. Why I can’t manage to enjoy myself, why I’m worthless, and have no reason to exist. Nothing’s gone right this week, and it’s twisting my insides to think of the messes I’ve gotten into. Why did I have to do what I did? Apologies all around, of course, I never meant to be so out of control, I thought I could do it, really. But I couldn’t. I can’t get anything right. Useless, that’s what I am.

Nah, you think I could write that self-flagellating drivel? I could’ve, and, as a matter of fact, I did. But I didn’t mean a word. I should’ve, considering I have the least attractive name a man can have. I kissed them and made them cry, didn’t I? Maybe that’s it. That’s why.

24 Responses to “Visiting the sins of the forefathers upon the children”

  1. But I thought all girls called you “roshan”..

  2. Get a hold of yourself man :lol: . :lol:

  3. Chitra, I bet you think you’re damn funny. I will accept your apologies in blood.

    Gowtham, it’s horrible man. My name. What have they done!

  4. Atleast you will now be nominated the sexiest man. :) (maybe your college magazine or something, but still, no mean achievement that. :) )

    But, also you share your first name with the current Prez of USA. ;)

  5. Very funny, I hate that much sarcasm; it burns through my screen. Don’t do it again ;)

    You didn’t have to remind me of that.

  6. What’s in a name? Have a number. I’ll call you 42.

  7. That’s Jack Bauer backwards! I won’t have it.

  8. No, George, you are the ultimate answer. Fine, I take it back. People don’t take compliments the way they use to.

  9. I am?! Damn it, for a moment there I was above all, transcendent. Thank you :)

  10. The girls all call you Roshan eh? So what about Amrita?

  11. @arun.. add a ‘0′

  12. They also call him Amrita ? :D

  13. Marc, don’t blurt it out. Since I’m gone from Chennai Georgie Porgie will let it out on Cleo. I DON’T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN :(

  14. Noo! Chitra, I don’t mix with those people, they’re evil. You know that :D

    Karthik, it’s a long story. Marc, you had to, didn’t you? You just had to. Bugger you :) Now I’ll just have to go catch that cat, and teach it a lesson. I’ll make you an offer you cannot refuse, Isha. Bwahahaha.

  15. No, Chitra, 420 is reserved exclusively for someone we all dread. The Terrible Ragha.

  16. George, this is very poor quality blackmail. I know you won’t do anything to the cat. Come on, you can do better.

  17. He’s not so terrible then, Arun. Nobody associated with that can ever be anything more than peaceful.

    Ha ha, Marc, true enough. I like cats :)

  18. I like you. With or without your name.

    To me, you’ll always be ‘Grumblebunny’!

  19. @(Everyone who assumed 42+0 = 420),

    Adding a ‘0′ to 42 leaves us with 42 doesn’t it ? ;) We thought we all sucked at math. :P

    The word we are looking for is append.(Right rotate on base 10 should also do ;) )

  20. Karthik, are you somehow related to the legendary Mokka Alayan? I have heard he can pull out such things out of nowhere.

  21. @Arun,

    Calling it a Mokka just because people assumed isn’t fair. And no I am not related to Alayan. :) (I know him though)

  22. Ha ha, Karthik, very funny. But two can play that game: She used quotes around the 0, which makes it a character. So, doing 42 + ‘0′ would yield 420 in quite a few languages.

    I feel dirty for actually having gone and done that.

  23. Alright then, do whatever you want. I rest my case.

    Georgeous. Amrita. Grumble Bunny. King of the Apples. Kitty Lover. Hairless One. etc.

  24. What was that for?! This is not acceptable. We cannot allow.

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