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March 31st, 2008 Roshan

See, I managed to get past the title without making any stupid jokes. That’s got to count for something, yes? Anyway, I can see everyone waiting with bated breath to hear how I did, tension filling the air like LPG from a leaky can, monkeys doing loop-the-loops on outdated hot wheels sets. I shall set you all free. I did awfully. Awfully doesn’t even come close to describing how bad I did.

The worst bit is how easy the whole paper was. I’m kicking myself for not having studied because the paper was so simple. Ah well. Life’s like that. Take it a bit at a time, with a little ice-cream and chocolate. That’s the way, yeah. Feels good.

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Visiting the sins of the forefathers upon the children

March 28th, 2008 Roshan

So that’s why life sucks. Why I can’t manage to enjoy myself, why I’m worthless, and have no reason to exist. Nothing’s gone right this week, and it’s twisting my insides to think of the messes I’ve gotten into. Why did I have to do what I did? Apologies all around, of course, I never meant to be so out of control, I thought I could do it, really. But I couldn’t. I can’t get anything right. Useless, that’s what I am.

Nah, you think I could write that self-flagellating drivel? I could’ve, and, as a matter of fact, I did. But I didn’t mean a word. I should’ve, considering I have the least attractive name a man can have. I kissed them and made them cry, didn’t I? Maybe that’s it. That’s why.

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Window Shopping for Laptops

March 22nd, 2008 Roshan

I’ve been looking for a laptop and so I’ve been poking around on HP’s site. I chose HP because the HP Compaq NX 7300 I have has near mythical Linux compatibility, everything here works better than it does on the pre-installed XP and with no effort whatsoever.
This is what the dv9700t’s look like:

I’m not the fashion conscious kind, but this looks pretty reasonable anyway. Unfortunately, while I can get a 14.4″ laptop it comes to much more with either the same specifications or much less and powered much lower. Hopefully, I’ll be able to buy one of those cheap UMPCs that are becoming so popular, so I won’t need to lug this giant around if I do buy it. What struck me the most was that it costs so much more for inferior hardware here in India. That dv9700t laptop comes with Windows Vista, an Intel Core 2 Duo T8100, 17″ wide-screen, 3GB RAM, a 512 MB nVidia GeForce 8600M GS, Intel 4965AGN, 250GB drive, LightScribe DVD±RW DL. All that comes to slightly less than 50,100 rupees. I can’t even get the same configuration here, and if I tried I’d be priced out of my head.

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Ouroboros Support

March 18th, 2008 Roshan

A funny feeling when you Google for something and find that someone else asked it before and you offered them a solution back in 2006. Have I forgotten more than I know? Anyway thank you Me, now I shall return to listening to Catfish Rising.

Jethro Tull - Catfish Rising

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It’s a bomb!

March 17th, 2008 Roshan

Okay, now this is just ridiculous. A woman dreams of a bomb, and an oil rig is evacuated. You’d better watch what you dream!

And while we’re discussing such a criminal waste of time, we might as well discuss a prison. Particularly, the Colina II in Spain where Wives of two inmates hired mine workers to build high-tech tunnel for them to escape.

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Liberty

March 10th, 2008 Roshan

WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, having solemnly resolved to constitute India into a SOVEREIGN
SOCIALIST SECULAR DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC and to secure to all its citizens:

LIBERTY of thought, expression, belief, faith and worship;

Resolution is not enough. Do not forget Tibet.

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Engineering Students

March 8th, 2008 Roshan

For years I have endured the incessant grumbling of engineering students, and while I listened to them patiently, it always amazed me how little effort they put in, when necessary, to change their lot. To make it worse, an engineering student’s problems are almost always caused by someone else, either parents, their teachers, their college or incredibly, Anna University. Unsurprisingly, these same students will either not protest - in an organised fashion, or at all - or they will riot like a bunch of mindless bulls damaging the property of their college, yelling like those retarded political supporters, and losing any credibility they had.

Of course, it is also incredibly surprising that engineering students in general are like this, because the large majority of them fall into the following categories: (omitting those who actually wanted to do engineering, because if they did they got into either the IITs, NITs, or any other top institute)

  • Didn’t know what to do. Chose what friends did.
  • Didn’t know what to do. Parents chose.
  • Knew what to do. Chose what friends did anyway.
  • Knew what to do. Couldn’t tell parents.
  • Knew what to do. Overridden by parents.

Of these, those who didn’t know what to do have little right to complain. If they had the balls to do anything more than complain, they’d have dropped out as soon as they knew they didn’t want that course. Oh, but of course, the multi-lakh fee necessary wouldn’t make that possible. Sorry, but that is such incredible lack of sense I do not know where to begin. Lock yourself in, then complain. I could almost laugh if it wasn’t so pathetic.

Those who knew what to do but either chose to do what their friends did or couldn’t tell their parents they wanted to are a sad lot, because they are unable to express what they want in a coherent manner. It is unlikely these would complain, unless part of a larger group of complaining engineers, because they’d be unable to make a statement outside a crowd. Other people call these people cowards. I don’t, I think they’re remarkable aware of the truth, that it is their own fault.

The largest group of grumblers, however, is the group of engineers whose choice wasn’t their own, but their parents. In every case but two, I have noticed that these are people who are incapable of leaving their comfort zone. They would rather live a life of suffering, grumbling every now and then, than sacrifice temporary lack of discomfort for a hope of later joy. If our independence movement had had leaders like these people, then it wouldn’t have been an independence movement. However, they are the most creative of the lot, and consequently, the most interesting. They will blame everything, I’ve heard of:

  • Evil Parents - Okay, this is obvious. It is in the list for the sake of completeness.
  • The Education System - Ooh, nice try. We all know the system sucks, but there are loads of us who got through unscathed, a hundred thousand counter-examples if you wish.
  • Society - Wait, what?! This one is hilarious, society forced them to become engineers. They wanted to be pilots, artists, philosophers but when society didn’t like that they caved in like a Chinese coal mine.
  • Parents - Yes, again! Because that’s what it comes down to, a weak attempt at rebellion, like a blog post about how “there will be revolution in the United States if they infringe on our freedom!” which is followed up with no such revolution. Talk is cheap, kids.

Since parents figure in the list twice, I thought it fair to talk a little more about them. With such draconian parents, people unwilling to accept that their children must be latent geniuses at something other than engineering, these people must be having a hard time going home and handing in their semester mark sheets showing a few miscellaneous arrears. Strangely, they don’t. They also don’t have any trouble bunking the occasional class, waking up at 2 in the afternoon, playing video games all the time or watching TV for long periods of time. So their parents aren’t foaming-at-the-mouth disciplinarians, or ex-army colonels, so it’s obvious where the problem is. Yes, brilliant! You guessed it, it’s not your brother, it’s not your sister, it’s you! Congratulations! Please come up to the podium.

Jesus, show some backbone. Whiners.

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It’s a proper noun

March 3rd, 2008 Roshan

Why yes it is, but that doesn’t mean you can have your way with my damn name. It’s not even a hard name, it’s an easy name, a nice name, it has but two syllables, and four if you count the second name. And yes, that second name is mine too. No, you can’t make the George a G., write my name “Roshan G.” and then call the G an initial. That’s not even fair to the damn G., you put it at the end of the name and you call it an initial. Call it a final if you wish.

Stop with this propa propaganda, a name’s a name, it isn’t just that set of letters there, it’s a sound, and mine is like that unheard melody you’ve all been told about, except it’s heard. Actually, you know what, I forgive you all. Really I do, because I don’t really care how you pronounce it, so long as you do. Because I love you all, you know. Deep down inside, I do.

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